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A PHOENIX TOO FREQUENT by Christopher Fry

In this version of the famous Matron of Ephesus, we have a fresh retelling of the story of a pious widow and her maid who mourns for the death of her recently deceased husband in the tomb where his bier lies awaiting internment. The maid is not quite so pious, yet both women begin to suffer the pangs of a self-imposed hunger. There are signs that they also are unhappy over the loss of male company, but not until a handsome guard appears does the widow begin regretting her noble experiment in withdrawing from the world. The guard is invited to keep the ladies company, and he in turn invites them to partake of his food. Before long the widow is ready to forget her pious devotions and shows indications of returning speedily to the worldly life which she had too soon decided to give up.

OPRAH MADE ME DO IT by Bradley Hayward

Two women at a bookstore fight to the death over the last copy of Oprah Winfrey's latest bestseller. Caught in the middle of their feud is a lowly cashier trying desperately to please both women without becoming their target. However, the more he works his customer service magic, the closer the bull's-eye gets to his forehead. This scathing comedy is certain to have retail employees nodding their heads.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE by Catherine Rhoden-Goguen

The Borthwick family gathers in the living room after being asked to convene there by the self-appointed black sheep of the family, Chris. He, however, has not shown up, and the family is none-too-eager to take time away from their busy schedules to deal with Chris. Chris finally arrives via videotape and begins detailing how each family member's treatment of him along with their poor communication and misguided intentions have led him to feel like an outsider. By the end of the tape, the family realizes Chris' plight but it's too late.

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